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Tunde My Friend

Tunde My Friend

Tunde My Friend By Chidi Nebo Like we say in street parlance, Tunde my friend get liver. I mean, real boldness.To think that Tunde would come to my door and ask for cold water, dat one na real boldness.You're wondering, abi? After all, is it not ordinary water?  Let me...
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Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu 

Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu 

*Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu*  Madd in chief The supreme court has spoken and as Democrats we must listen. We may not agree with the decisions, we may not agree with the journey but as true Democrats we must listen and begin the arduous task of rebuilding...
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The Madd men at VFD Group and more 

The Madd men at VFD Group and more 

The Madd men at VFD Group and more  This week we take a quick cursory look at the economy. Things are really tough and we have stopped looking at the indices. Inflation, unemployment etc are indices that don't help the Blood pressure. But in all of this madness a group...
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The Fear of the Very Dark Guy

The Fear of the Very Dark Guy

The Fear of the Very Dark Guy by Chidi Nebo It's amazing how people trend on the social media. And sometimes it's for the most unexpected reasons.  Who would have thought that a guy would be in the forefront of the war against the manufacture and sale of fake skincare...
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OBJ-VILLAGE HEADMASTER

OBJ-VILLAGE HEADMASTER

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come and bath with us this december

come and bath with us this december

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Crazy Lawyers

Crazy Lawyers

Lawyers are supposed to be calm and distinguished but in my short career, I have met some very crazy lawyers. Let me quickly give you guys gist about two. I had done a transaction that had gone bad. It was N150m and the money lost. We decided to fall on...
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Why We Should Go To War

Why We Should Go To War

by Chidi Nebo Like it or not, this looming war is an opportunity of national significance not to be missed. If anything, it will put paid to the confusion in the pronunciation of Niger (the country), Niger (the state) and Niger (the river). Not to mention the irritation that comes...
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Cut off his Dick

Cut off his Dick

Sexual Harrassment is something that I really do not condone esp when it involves an unequal power relations between both parties Nigerians where shocked to the bone marrow when law students at the University of Calabar took to the streets on campus to protest against a particular Dean who was...
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Neocolonialism and Kolomentality

Neocolonialism and Kolomentality

There's a word I love to use to describe a condition which causes someone to lose respect. And the loss of respect is often attributed to too much familiarity with the other party. It is called seefinishim Seefinishim derives from the local pidgin word seefinish which literally means 'to see...
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Area fada from Hell

Area fada from Hell

As I get to the landing of his swanky Ikoyi apartment, I am confronted with a shrine looking thing with a sign that says, " Welcome to Hell. I'm not sure what to make of it, I quickly knocked on d door before the paraphernalia of Juju bite me There...
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Meffy the Woli

Meffy the Woli

Did you guys see meffy with his cassock and big Bible like Wole Soyinka's Brother Jero. He looked so reduced both physically and psychologically that I almost wept. As I watched him, I wondered if they allowed him to have sex inside that place, and even if they did ,...
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When Madman Met Colomaster

When Madman Met Colomaster

When Madman Met Colomaster These law enforcers sef. Just because a fellow man is wearing a police uniform, he now feels he cannot bathe or clean his mouth. Haba!Oga, see eh, I don't mind you doing your job of checking for my partikolas, but why choke me with body and...
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Madd in chief

Madd in chief

Today, I don't feel like writing anything abeg, and this is the beauty of editing a magazine that is not meant to be taken seriously. During the week, we met to finalize plans for the first physical edition of Maddtimes. The collectors edition. Only 100 madd people will have the...
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100 mad people

100 mad people

The idea to conceive this magazine has been in the works for over 5 years I have been watching the madly talented Mike Asukwo for so long and have been wondering how we can consolidate his talent and sell it to a selected market. We met severally especially in surulere...
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Madd in chief

Madd in chief

It's getting madder. This week, we are met with the unavoidable absence of our madd creative director Mike Asukwo, who, due to some unfriendly challenges, could not run naked on these pages. Mike continues to blaze the grail in looking for trouble with his cartoons and depictions of debauchery on...
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Isn’t it nice to just be madd?

Isn’t it nice to just be madd?

The idea to have a magazine like Madd Times has been in the works for over five years. The brilliant works of my brother Mike Asukwo have been taunting me for far more years. The beauty of the works and his ascerbic comments in the air boxes used to scare...
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Madd in chief

Madd in chief

Our new magazine has begun on a strong note. We have received rave feedback from the market on our debut edition We are expecting madd passion from our contimributors as na major Labor of love na him we dey see so. The great Mike Asukwo has been churning out stupendously...
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