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Divorces!

Divorces!

Maddtimes this week is taking a look at the rash of celebrity divorces. we have over ten such cases in view Dey wait.
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The rash of Female Bank MDs – musings from an Ant

The rash of Female Bank MDs – musings from an Ant

Yesterday,  Maddtimes released a parody of all eleven Bank MDs in bikini and sashes with the names of their respective banks slung across their chests. The caricature of the new Zenith Bank MD and that of Fidelity Bank were the most popular for various reasons adduced by respondents.  As expected,...
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Dr Nwabuoko: I have AIDS

Dr Nwabuoko: I have AIDS

Dr Nwabuoko: I have AIDS Every Nigerian above the age of 50 needs a Dr Nwabuoko.. Dr Nwabuoko is a Harvard trained physician who God has literally sent to my life knowing fully well the kind of baggage he had given me to carry as a full blown hypochondriac. For...
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Aliko Dangote – He Cried our Cry

Aliko Dangote – He Cried our Cry

Aliko Dangote - He Cried our Cry As he walked towards the podium, I knew he was a broken man. His shoulders slouched, his head bowed and his cap failing very woefully to hide his greying hair. You see, this Herbert's death is historic and phenomenal.. It is almost the...
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Open letter to Maddtimes

Open letter to Maddtimes

Maddtimes is a sacrifice and we must work with people who are ready not only to share the vision but also make necessary sacrifices. It cost us about N500, 000 a month to keep this dream alive and the money coming from. My personal funds. We need to work with...
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And I’m here blaming myself

And I’m here blaming myself

 And I'm here blaming myself Someone once told me that people choose what to take out of an article  and that I can never have control over that. This is a fact of life and my friend would say - ohhh you encourage people to see u as a sexual...
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10 things u didn’t know about my relationship with Herbert Wigwe

10 things u didn’t know about my relationship with Herbert Wigwe

10 things u didn't know about my relationship with Herbert Wigwe When Access was going massively into retail banking, I was introduced to the system by my inlaw Maryann Ezechukwu who was than an AGM and that's how I first met Herbert. He looked at me once and said without...
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NGX: A Stockfish Market

NGX: A Stockfish Market

Rain is a blessing but not the kind of rain that used to fall in Lagos causing flood and carrying people's wives away. The impending rain that will come will most likely flood the NGX leading to weeping and sighing even as we continue to celebrate the ASI climb into...
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 Wicked Wike – Maddman of the year

 Wicked Wike – Maddman of the year

We at Maddtimes are not normal people. We think differently and walk around naked while looking for newer ways of looking for trouble. Our favourite pastime is to irritate and annoy prominent people and I don't think we have even succeeded in our mission because  nobody has called us to...
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Maddman of the Year (MOTY) awards

Maddman of the Year (MOTY) awards

Nigeria's premier cartoon magazine, Maddtimes has announced the institution of the Maddman of the Year awards. In a press statement issued to the News Agency of Nigeria, the publisher and Editor-in-chief  of Maddtimes, JOSEPH Edgar announced that the Maddman of the Year award will be an annual award that will...
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Maddman of the year

Maddman of the year

Maddtimes is launching the first maddman of the year awards The awards will be guven to dt one Nigerian who has irritated us, annoyed us and have been spectacularly ridiculous in his or her approach towards life and whose activities have made us scratch our heads and wondered just what...
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What is it about the Bum?

What is it about the Bum?

*What is it about the Bum?*  The female bum continues to be a feature of immense controversy. It has caused wars in history and continues to be the nexus of attention in modern times. The funny thing about it is that it looks quite good  when covered but the moment...
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And He Dared to Laugh”?

And He Dared to Laugh”?

And he dared to laugh"? Mr Buhari has been an unmitigated disaster in public service. From the N2.8billion missing oil money of the 70s down to the eight year misrule which created a template for the most ineffective , nepotistic and ethno driven type rule IN Africa. Buhari has elevated...
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The Rise of the Butt

The Rise of the Butt

The Rise of the Buttby Chidi Nebo Recently, my neighbor totalled his brand-new car. Because he got distracted by a woman. Okay, let me say it as it is: he was looking at the woman's behind.Incredible, isn't it? A full-grown man, person papa, driving, and suddenly getting distracted by a...
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Tunde My Friend

Tunde My Friend

Tunde My Friend By Chidi Nebo Like we say in street parlance, Tunde my friend get liver. I mean, real boldness.To think that Tunde would come to my door and ask for cold water, dat one na real boldness.You're wondering, abi? After all, is it not ordinary water?  Let me...
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Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu 

Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu 

*Now I call him President Bola Ahmed Tinubu*  Madd in chief The supreme court has spoken and as Democrats we must listen. We may not agree with the decisions, we may not agree with the journey but as true Democrats we must listen and begin the arduous task of rebuilding...
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Salute to All Oloshos

by Chidi Nebo When we speak of professional hazards, we rarely, if ever, remember Oloshos. I mean prostitutes. We hardly consider what these young women face on a daily basis. Hanty, I hail o! What would a human-being be doing out on the road in the dead of night, all...
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The Madd men at VFD Group and more 

The Madd men at VFD Group and more 

The Madd men at VFD Group and more  This week we take a quick cursory look at the economy. Things are really tough and we have stopped looking at the indices. Inflation, unemployment etc are indices that don't help the Blood pressure. But in all of this madness a group...
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The Fear of the Very Dark Guy

The Fear of the Very Dark Guy

The Fear of the Very Dark Guy by Chidi Nebo It's amazing how people trend on the social media. And sometimes it's for the most unexpected reasons.  Who would have thought that a guy would be in the forefront of the war against the manufacture and sale of fake skincare...
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